The Life And Lies of Chelsey :)

tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:07:22 -0400

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

liberatingreality: i7oda: You only see what they want you to...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:12:17 -0400

liberatingreality:

i7oda:

You only see what they want you to see, remember that.

Always relevant.

16nite: Please reblog so people will know.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:12:08 -0400

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:11:38 -0400

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:11:22 -0400

theprepstory: I hope you know what day it is tomorrow

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:11:11 -0400

theprepstory:

I hope you know what day it is tomorrow

pssenger: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:10:43 -0400

pssenger:

I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.

gingertonic: Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:10:34 -0400

gingertonic:

Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it. - Tina Fey

hero status

parasoul: college; the musical featuring such hits as: the fuck do you mean this textbook is...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:10:24 -0400

parasoul:

college; the musical

featuring such hits as:

the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250

why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment

final exams more like no

how did my gpa get so low

this ta really needs to stop

i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow

how did my gpa get so high (reprise)

ktseitz5: I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:10:19 -0400

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:33:46 -0400

My Dearest Allie, I couldn’t sleep last night because I know...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:33:42 -0400

My Dearest Allie,

I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you.

-Noah

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:33:21 -0400

me: shaves legs

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:32:58 -0400

me: shaves legs
me: sits there for 20 minutes stroking smooth legs

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:32:54 -0400

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.

Hobbes: How so?

Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

gerrybaboona: I look so much better in my underwear than I do naked what’s that about

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:32:46 -0400

gerrybaboona:

I look so much better in my underwear than I do naked what’s that about

theyellowbrickroad: mikalleangelo: so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:27:33 -0400

theyellowbrickroad:

mikalleangelo:

so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff

well how fucking weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn’t know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise

like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and

“bowel movement”

parrots

Wakes up in the middle of the night

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:27:27 -0400

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

rewind-button-girl: Anytime someone questions my support for...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:27:16 -0400

rewind-button-girl:

Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this.

inbox: We discovered a trap door in class today

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:27:00 -0400

inbox:

We discovered a trap door in class today